Like dog… like owner

“Like owner, like dog”

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The Engineer ordered his dog:
Project, show your skills!
The little dog took a hammer, some boards and in an instant built a doghouse. Everyone admitted it was a feat.
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The Accountant said his dog could do something better:
Cash Flow, show your skills!
The dog went to the kitchen, returned with 24 muffins, divided the 24 muffins into 8 piles of 3 muffins each. Everyone admitted he was genius.
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The Chemist said his dog could do something even better:
Oxide, show your skills!
Oxide went to the fridge, took a liter of milk, some bananas, put everything in a blender and made a smoothie. Everyone accepted that it was awesome.
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The IT person knew he could win everyone:
Megabyte, come on!
Megabyte crossed the room, turned on the computer, checked for viruses, resized the operating system, sent an email and installed an excellent game. Everyone knew that this one was very difficult to overcome.

Everyone looked at the Politician and said: – And your dog, what can it do?

The Politician called his dog and said:
Deputy, show your skills!
Deputy in one jump, ate the dumplings, drank the milkshake, shit in the house, erased all the files from the computer, took engineering on Sunday, got his doctorate without going to classes, made a mess with the other dogs, expelled everyone exhibiting a false title to property. Then he claimed parliamentary immunity…

More real than this is impossible!

And… It’s not fiction!

Beautiful story – amazing

An amazing story

The famous Italian diver, Enzo Majorca, swam in the warm waters of the Siracusa sea and chatted with his daughter Rossana, who had stayed on the boat.

Ready to submerge, he felt something tap lightly on his back. He turned and saw a dolphin. He realized then that he didn’t want to play, but to express something.

The animal dove and Enzo followed.

About 12 meters deep, trapped in an abandoned net, was another dolphin.

Majorca quickly asked her daughter to pick up her diving knives. In a few minutes the two managed to free the dolphin, which, at the limit of its strength, managed to emerge, emitting an “almost human scream” (so described Majorca).

A dolphin can only resist underwater for up to 10 minutes, then it drowns.

The freed dolphin, still stunned, was controlled by Enzo, Rossana and the other dolphin.

Then came the surprise: It was a dauphin, which soon gave birth to a baby.

The male circled them and, stopping in front of Enzo, touched his cheek (as if it were a kiss), in a gesture of gratitude… And they walked away.

Enzo Mallorca ended his speech saying: “Until man learns to respect and dialogue with the animal world, he will never be able to know his true role on this Earth.”

Remedy for burns

In a first aid course, Firefighters taught the following:

When burns occur, large or small, the first of all is: place the affected part under the tap with cold running water until the heat and the burning of the burn subsides. Then cover the entire length of the wound with EGGWHITE (or GLAIR or ALBUMEN or ICING).

One day, while heating water, a person bumped into the pot and part of the boiling water burned a large part of her hand.

Then she put his burnt hand under the cold tap to relieve the burning sting. The pain was unbearable.

Then she broke two eggs.

She separated the EGGWHITE and put it over the wound. Her hand was so burned, that while she put it lightly over her skin, it dried to form a film.

She knew it was NATURAL COLLAGEN.

And she continued putting in hand, covers and more covers of EGGWHITE for an hour.

A little later she was no longer in pain. The next day, there was only a small reddish mark where the burn had been.

After 10 days there was no longer any mark of that horrible burn.

The burnt part has recovered because of the EGGWHITE which contains a substance called COLLAGEN which, in reality, is a placenta full of regenerating vitamins.

Hope this may help someone in need!

Feel free to share this knowledge with whom you might think could be helped!

Adeus colesterol, glicemia, lipídios e triglicerídeos


Adeus colesterol, glicemia, lipídios e triglicerídeos
 
Um segredinho revelado…
Alguns anos atrás, um ex-professor meu mostrou-me uma análise de sangue; o que eu vi me deixou impressionado. 

Os cinco principais parâmetros do sangue, ou seja: ureia, colesterol, glicemia, lipídios e triglicerídeos apresentavam valores que, em muito excediam os níveis permitidos. 

Comentei que a pessoa com aqueles índices já deveria estar morta ou, se estava viva, isto seria apenas por teimosia. 

O professor, então, mostrou o nome do paciente que, até então, tinha sido ocultado pela sua mão. O paciente era ele mesmo!

Fiquei estupefato! E comentei: “Mas como? E o que você fez?”. 

Com um sorriso ele me apresentou a folha de uma outra análise, dizendo: “Agora, olhe esta, compare os valores dos parâmetros e veja as datas”. 

Foi o que eu fiz. Os valores dos parâmetros estavam nitidamente dentro das faixas recomendadas, o sangue estava perfeito, impecável, mas a surpresa aumentou, quando olhei as datas; a diferença era de apenas um mês (entre as duas análises da mesma pessoa)! 

Perguntei: “Como conseguiu isso? Isso é, literalmente, um milagre!”

Calmamente, ele respondeu que o milagre se deveu a seu médico, que lhe sugeriu um tratamento obtido de outro médico amigo. Este tratamento foi utilizado por mim mesmo, várias vezes, com impressionantes resultados.

Aproximadamente, uma vez por ano, faço análise de meu sangue e, se algum dos parâmetros estiver apresentando tendência ao desarranjo, volto  imediatamente a repetir esse processo. Sugiro que você o experimente.
 
Aqui está o SEGREDO: Semanalmente, por 4 semanas, compre, na feira ou em supermercado, pedaços de abóbora. Não deve ser a abóbora moranga e sim a abóbora grande, que costuma ser usada para fazer doce. Diariamente, descasque 100 gramas de abóbora, coloque os pedaços no liquidificador (crú), junto com água (SÓ ÁGUA!), e bata bem, fazendo uma vitamina de abóbora com água. 

Tome essa vitamina em jejum, 15 a 20 minutos antes do desjejum (pequeno almoço/café da manhã). Faça isso durante um mês, toda vez que o seu sangue precisar ser corrigido.
Poderá controlar o resultado, fazendo uma análise antes e outra depois do tratamento com a abóbora. De acordo com o médico, não há qualquer contra-indicação, por tratar-se apenas de um vegetal natural e água (não se usa açúcar!). 

O professor, excelente engenheiro químico, estudou a abóbora para saber qual ou quais ingredientes ativos ela contém e concluiu, pelo menos parcialmente, que nela está presente um solvente do colesterol de baixo peso molecular: o colesterol mais nocivo e perigoso – LDL . 

Durante a primeira semana, a urina apresenta grande quantidade de colesterol LDL (de baixo peso molecular), o que se traduz em limpeza das artérias, inclusive as cerebrais, incrementando, assim, a memória da pessoa. 

pela Biblioteca 24×7[www.biblioteca24x7.com.br], São Paulo-SP, novembro 2008.
 
ABÓBORA… Não faça disso um segredo… DIVULGUE!