“Like owner, like dog”
– Project, show your skills!
The little dog took a hammer, some boards and in an instant built a doghouse. Everyone admitted it was a feat.
– Cash Flow, show your skills!
The dog went to the kitchen, returned with 24 muffins, divided the 24 muffins into 8 piles of 3 muffins each. Everyone admitted he was genius.
– Oxide, show your skills!
Oxide went to the fridge, took a liter of milk, some bananas, put everything in a blender and made a smoothie. Everyone accepted that it was awesome.
– Megabyte, come on!
Megabyte crossed the room, turned on the computer, checked for viruses, resized the operating system, sent an email and installed an excellent game. Everyone knew that this one was very difficult to overcome.
Everyone looked at the Politician and said: – And your dog, what can it do?
– Deputy, show your skills!
Deputy in one jump, ate the dumplings, drank the milkshake, shit in the house, erased all the files from the computer, took engineering on Sunday, got his doctorate without going to classes, made a mess with the other dogs, expelled everyone exhibiting a false title to property. Then he claimed parliamentary immunity…
More real than this is impossible!
And… It’s not fiction!