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The two nuns

Two nuns left the convent to sell cookies

One was known as: Math Sister.

The other as: Logical Sister.

It is getting dark and we are still far from the convent! – Sister Mathematics says with concern.

And have you noticed that a man has been following us for half an hour? Says Sister Logic, apprehensive.

Yes, what does he want?

Of course, he only wants one thing: to abuse us!

Oh no ! If we continue at this pace it will reach us in less than 5 minutes. We have to speed up the pace!

But it is not working because he did the only logical thing to do: he also started walking faster!

And now what are we going to do?

The only logical thing that remains for us to do is to separate. Sister goes this way and I go the other way. So he will not be able to follow both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logic.

Sister Mathematics arrived at the convent worried about what might have happened to Brother Logic and began to pray non-stop.

After a long time, Sister Logica arrives.

Logic Sister! Thank God it arrived! Tell me what happened?

The logical thing happened, didn’t you, Sister? The man could not follow us at two and chose to follow me.

Yes, but what happened next?

-The logical! I started running faster and he ran as fast as he could too.

And the logical thing happened again: he caught up with me.

Oh my God ! And what did you do?

I did the logic, I lifted my habit.

Oh Sister! And what did the man do?

He also did the logic: he unbuttoned his jacket and pulled his pants down.

Oh no ! And what happened next?

Isn’t it obvious Sister? A nun with a raised habit can run much faster than a man with his pants down.

And you, what did you think?
There are already 20 Hail Marys as penance.

Taken from the PowerPoint, of unknown author: https://fr.slideserve.com/trella/as-duas-freiras-powerpoint-ppt-presentation

Monster Hunter

Every time Milla Jovovich appears on a new movie trailer, I get into it ASAP…

She’s the real Hollywood badass of action movies, ever since the “Resident Evil” franchise began!

And with this new game-based movie instalment it’s pure action, pure adrenaline, funny, and she kicks some serious monster ass!

This is the kind of cinema I crave for on a Sunday evening, pure rush, pure adventure, amazing graphics and fantastic SCIFI fun! Ooooooh, and the monsters are really serious, one of a kind monsters, specially Nerscylla (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)…

If you like adventure, if you dare to confront some one of a kind monsters, go for it!

“Let’s do this” – Lt. Artemis

The Craft: Legacy

If you were one of those persons, back in 1996, who got bewitched by the four ladies of the original cult movie, you will definitely watch this new legacy film!

You will probably think it’s more of the same, three teenager witches, searching for the fourth element, in this case “water”, but as the movie gets more and more into its story, you’ll find out a lot of differences, especially on the way they think about magic and Manon!

So, if you are into witchcraft, and got into “The Craft” in the way that it became a cult movie, this one it is for you… If you haven’t watched the original, you’ll also get into it, but I recommend going find that piece of the 90s occult!