Bordalo II

Artur Bordalo aka Bordalo II is an artist, born in Lisbon, who creates large installations from rubbish collected in the streets.

Born in Lisbon in 1987, Artur Bordalo signs as Bordalo II. Grandson of the painter Real Bordalo, he grew up watching his grandfather represent Lisbon. He attended the painting course at the Faculty of Fine Arts in Lisbon.
He uses rubbish to create large street installations, which depict animals or urban scenes. The garbage from abandoned factories, pieces in various types of plastic, and electronic waste are the materials he most likes to use in his compositions. Large pieces are welded to support, smaller pieces glued together, using a mixed technique.
With his works, he intends to draw attention to the problems of exaggerated consumerism and the waste resulting from it. They are the plastic translation of the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”.
His art is three-dimensional, full of life, color, and movement.
If his first graffiti and installations were done clandestinely, today most of his works are carried out by invitation.
His works are scattered through the streets of Lisbon. Guaxinão is one of his most recent works (pictured above), included in the exhibition “Panic, Drama, Terror” that took place at the CCB, in Lisbon, in April.
Some works by Bordalo II.

M.I.
“Olhos de Mocho” (Owl Eyes)
“Guaxinim” (Racoon)
“Gato” (Cat)
“La Zebra Loka” (The Mad Zebra)
“LDN Rat”
“Weasel in Hamburg”
“Guarda-Rios” (Kingfischer)
“3D Green Lizard”
“Uma Cabra” (A Goat)
“Ouriço” (Hedgehog)
“Pig”
“Urso em Turim” (Bear in Turin)
“Coelho” (Rabbit)

“Olhos de Mocho” (Owl Eyes)
“Fox”
“Pelican”
“Flamingo”
“Camaleão” (Chameleon)
“Yellow Frog”
“Zpider”
“Portucock”
“Grifo” (Griffin)

All photos taken from the PowerPoint “Bordalo II” by M.I.

I’ve tried to find the name of all sculptures here, but some I just couldn’t…. If someone can help me with this, please sent a message!

All of you, go ding the one of a kind work of an exceptional Portuguese plastic artist!

Thank you, Bordalo II!

Some curious expressions

SOME CURIOUS EXPRESSIONS USED BY PORTUGUESE PEOPLE:

— A Portuguese doesn’t have a problem, in fact, he’s ‘feito ao bife’ (made to the steak).

— A Portuguese doesn’t tell you to leave him alone, he tells you ‘vai chatear o Camões’ (go and bother Camões).

— A Portuguese doesn’t tell you he’s sexy, he tells you ‘é boa como o milho’ (it’s good as corn).

— A Portuguese does not repeat what he says, he ‘vira o disco e toca o mesmo’ (turns the record and plays the same).

— A Portuguese is never bored, he just ‘fica com os azeites’ (stays with the olive oil).

— A Portuguese doesn’t have much experience, he has ‘muitos anos a virar frangos’ (many years turning chickens).

— A Portuguese doesn’t get out of trouble, he ‘sacode a água do capote’ (shakes the water out of his cloak).

— A Portuguese is not in a desperate situation, he has ‘água pela barba’ (water by the beard).

— A Portuguese doesn’t get angry, he ‘vai aos arames’ (goes to the wires).

— A Portuguese who changes his mind easily is an ‘troca-tintas’ (ink-changer).

— A Portuguese is not brazen, he ‘tem lata’ (has can).

— A Portuguese does not refuse to give information, he ‘fecha-se em copas’ (closes himself in hearts).

— A Portuguese doesn’t die, he ‘estica o pernil’ (stretches his ham).

— A Portuguese does not pretend to be deaf, he ‘faz orelhas moucas’ (makes his ears deaf).

— A Portuguese does not say that everything is suspended indefinitely, he says that ‘ficou tudo em águas de bacalhau’ (everything was left in codfish water).

— A Portuguese doesn’t say ‘It’s indifferent to me’, he says ‘Não me aquece nem me arrefece’ (Neither warms or colds me).

— A Portuguese person did not go through difficult situations, he ‘passou as passas do Algarve’ (passed the raisins of the Algarve).

Who wrote “Os Lusíadas”? – to laugh

One morning, the Teacher asks the student:

– Tell me who wrote “Os Lusíadas”?

The student, stuttering, responds:

– I don’t know, Mrs. Teacher, but it wasn’t me.

And he starts to cry. The teacher, furious, tells him:

– Well then, in the afternoon, I want to talk to your Father.

In conversation with his Father, the Teacher complains to him:

– I don’t understand your son. I asked him who wrote “Os Lusíadas” and he replied that he didn’t know, that it wasn’t him…

The Father says:

– Well, he’s not usually a liar, if he says he wasn’t, it’s because he wasn’t. I could not say the same about he’s brother…

Annoyed with such ignorance, the Teacher decides to go home and, on the way she passes by the local police post and the Post Commander tells her:

– Looks like the day didn’t go very well for you…

– It seems so. Imagine that I asked a student who wrote “Os Lusíadas” and he replied that he didn’t know, that it wasn’t him, and he started to cry.

The Post Commander:

– Do not worry. We call the kid and we give him a “squeeze”, you’ll see that he confesses everything!

With her hair standing on end, the Teacher comes home and finds her husband sitting on the couch, reading the newspaper. He asks her:

– So the day went well?

– Well, let me see. Today I asked a student who wrote “Os Lusíadas”. He started to stutter, that he didn’t know, that it hadn’t been him and began to cry. His Father tells me he’s not usually a liar. The Post Commander wants to call him and force him to confess. What shall I do with this?

The husband, comforting her:

– Look, forget it. Have dinner, sleep and tomorrow everything will be resolved. You’ll see that maybe it was you and you don’t remember anymore…!

Saúde 24 Sénior – Free

UM SERVIÇO GRATUITO
MUITO ÚTIL – Divulgar
Há um serviço que acho que todos com mais de 65 anos deveriam conhecer e utilizar.
É um serviço da Direção Geral de Saúde, Saúde 24 sénior.

Quem tiver mais de 65 anos, utilize, quem tiver menos, terá uns pais ou familiares que o podem aproveitar.

Ligamos para o 808242424e dizemos que nos queremos inscrever na saúde sénior. Posteriormente alguém nos ligará e faz uma breve história clínica com levantamento das necessidades, não só de saúde mas tem a preocupação de perceber se a pessoa está orientada no tempo e no espaço e se tem propensão para quedas.

Passamos a ser contactados de 15 em 15 dias, mais ou menos:
perguntam sobre a medicação, sobre a atividade física, alimentação.

Se entretanto tivermos dúvidas sobre saúde, se cairmos ou nos acontecer qualquer coisa podemos telefonar.
Por exemplo, estamos sozinhos em casa, caímos e ficamos magoados… Ligamos o 808242424 e eles enviam uma ambulância e contactam o hospital para dizer que vamos a caminho.

Funciona em todo o país.
Acho um serviço exemplar e que deve ser divulgado e utilizado.

50 of the most imposing castles in Portugal

Owner of incredible landscapes and rich history, Portugal also has beautiful castles. In fact, from the north to the south of the country you can find these buildings, which are very well preserved and remind us of Portugal’s incredible past. After all, these castles are in strategic locations, ever since the nation had already been the target of several attacks and threats from other peoples. How about visiting some of these imposing buildings?
You can also follow the links and find out where you can find the most picturesque castles in Portugal!
Almourol Castle
Guimaraes Castle
Silves Castle
Monsaraz Castle
Vila da Feira Castle
Marvão Castle
Penedono Castle
Obidos Castle
Castle of Mértola

São Jorge Castle in Lisbon

Bragança Castle
Belmonte Castle
Leiria Castle
Loulé Castle
Castelo de Alegrete – Portalegre
Castle of Évora Monte
Montalegre Castle
Ourém Castle
Sesimbra Castle
Castle of Tomar
Sabugal Castle
Sortelha Castle
Numão’s castle
Moorish Castle
Montemor-o-Velho Castle
Marialva Castle

Campo Maior Castle

Porto de Mos Castle
Elvas Castle
Mourão Castle
Marvão Castle
Beja Castle
Castle of Pombal
Portel Castle
Castle and Walls of Celorico da Beira
Fort of Grace in Elvas
Palmela Castle
Belver Castle
Castle of Póvoa de Lanhoso
Aljezur Castle
Sines Castle
Lindoso Castle
Soure Castle
Moura Castle
Castle of Sistelo
Lindoso Castle and granaries
Sertã Castle

The End

Taken from a PowerPoint of an unknown author! Even though, Muito Obrigado!

Like dog… like owner

“Like owner, like dog”

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The Engineer ordered his dog:
Project, show your skills!
The little dog took a hammer, some boards and in an instant built a doghouse. Everyone admitted it was a feat.
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The Accountant said his dog could do something better:
Cash Flow, show your skills!
The dog went to the kitchen, returned with 24 muffins, divided the 24 muffins into 8 piles of 3 muffins each. Everyone admitted he was genius.
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The Chemist said his dog could do something even better:
Oxide, show your skills!
Oxide went to the fridge, took a liter of milk, some bananas, put everything in a blender and made a smoothie. Everyone accepted that it was awesome.
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The IT person knew he could win everyone:
Megabyte, come on!
Megabyte crossed the room, turned on the computer, checked for viruses, resized the operating system, sent an email and installed an excellent game. Everyone knew that this one was very difficult to overcome.

Everyone looked at the Politician and said: – And your dog, what can it do?

The Politician called his dog and said:
Deputy, show your skills!
Deputy in one jump, ate the dumplings, drank the milkshake, shit in the house, erased all the files from the computer, took engineering on Sunday, got his doctorate without going to classes, made a mess with the other dogs, expelled everyone exhibiting a false title to property. Then he claimed parliamentary immunity…

More real than this is impossible!

And… It’s not fiction!