The problem about the chicken crossing the street…

… according to the opinion of illustrated thinkers of the past and present!

Why did the chicken cross the street?

Primary teacher

“Because the chicken wanted to get across the street.”

Child

“Because yes.”

Plato

“Because it wanted to achieve Good.”

Aristotle

“Because it’s the nature of the chicken to cross the street.”

Descartes

“The chicken thought before crossing the street, therefore it is.”

Rousseau

“Chicken by nature is good; it is society that corrupts you and takes you across the street. ”

Freud

“Concern over the fact that the chicken has crossed the street is a symptom of sexual insecurity.”

Darwin

“Over time, chickens have been selected naturally, so that, today, their genetic evolution has made them capable of crossing the street.”

Einstein

“Whether the chicken crossed the street or whether the street moved towards the chicken, depends on the point of view … Everything is relative.”

Martin Luther King

“I had a dream. I saw a world in which all free-range chickens can cross the street without questioning their motives. The chicken dreamed. ”

George W. Bush

“We know that the chicken crossed the street in order to have its arsenal of weapons of mass destruction. So we had to eliminate the chicken. ”

Cavaco Silva

“Why did you cross the street, it’s not important. What the country needs to know is that, with me, the chicken will have a favorable situation. I will not put barriers for the chicken to cross the street. ”

José Sócrates

“My government was the one that built the most chicken runners. When I am re-elected, I will build chicken coops on either side of the street so that the chickens do not have to cross it. ”

Mario Soares

“I already told the chicken to give up crossing the street! I’m going to cross! I will not give up because I know that the Portuguese want me to cross the street again !!! ”

Manuel Alegre

“The chicken is free, it’s beautiful, something like that… with feathers! It crossed, crosses and will cross the street, because the wind shuts down disgrace, the wind says nothing to you! ”

Jerónimo de Sousa

“It is the fault of the dominant, imperialist and bourgeois elites who intend to dominate the chickens, usurp their rights and annihilate their ability to cross the street, in the conquest of a better and more just socialist world!”

Francisco Louçã

“Because it is necessary to say eye to eye that, just for the sake of racism, the chicken needs to cross the street to the other side. It is meanness to force the chicken across the street! ”

Valentim Loureiro

“I challenge someone to prove that the chicken crossed the street. It’s a lie … !!! It’s all a lie !!! ”

Paulo Bento

“The chicken crossed the street quietly… This is what we expected and this is what happened, very naturally. The chicken is still very young and these things pay dearly, with peace of mind !!! ”

Zézé Camarinha

“Because it was the hitch! It’s a real male, it saw a camone chicken across the street and it didn’t forgive. It believed her!!! ”

And the blonde Lili Caneças …

“Because it wanted to join the other mammals.”