Customer Service Representative: – Did you manage to install LOVE?
Client: – I couldn’t… I’m not a technician on the subject, but I think I can install with your help. What should I do first?
Representative: -The first step is to open your HEART. Have you found your HEART?
Client: – Yes I found it, but there are several programs working now. Do you have any problem installing LOVE while other programs are working?
Representative: – What programs are working?
Client: – Let me see… I have LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, RESENTMENT.COM, HATE.EXE and GRUDGE.EXE working now.
Representative: – No problem. LOVE will automatically delete GRUDGE.EXE from your system current operational. It may stay in your permanent memory, but it won’t cause problems for a long time for other programs. LOVE will rewrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE in a better version, called SELF-ESTEEM.EXE. Nonetheless, you have to completely turn off HATE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from installing correctly. You may turn them off?
Client: – I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Representative: – With pleasure! Go to the Menu and click on FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as
necessary, until HATE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM are deleted completely.
Client: – Okay, finished! LOVE started to install itself automatically, that’s normal?
Representative: – Yes, it’s normal. You should get a message saying you will reinstall the life of your heart. Do you already have this message?
Client: – Yes I have. Is it fully installed?
Representative: – Yes, but remember you only have the basic template program. You need to start connecting with other HEARTS in order to get upgrades.
Client: – Oh my gosh! I already have an error message. What should I do?
Representative: – What does the message say?
Client: – Says: “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM DOES NOT WORK ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?
Representative: – Don’t worry, this is a common problem. It means that the program of LOVE is set to work on external HEARTS, but it is not yet running in your HEART. It’s one of those complicated programming things, but in technicians terms it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine first before you can love another.
Client: – So what should I do?
Representative: – Can you find the directory called SELF ACCEPTANCE?
Client: – Yes I found it.
Representative: – Great! You’re getting great at this! Do the following: Click on the files KINDNESS.DOC, SELF-ESTEEM.TXT,
VALUE YOURSELF.TXT, FORGIVENESS.DOC and copy them to the directory MY HEART. The system will rewrite all conflicting files and begin to fix defective programming. Also need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories and then empty your trash to make sure it never comes back.
Client: – I achieved! My HEART is full of really neat files! I have at my monitor now SMILE.MPG and it’s showing that PEACE.EXE, CONTENTMENT.COM and KINDNESS.COM were automatically installed on my heart.
Representative: – So we’re done, LOVE is up and running. Oh! one more thing before I go. LOVE is a free program, do the possible to distribute a copy of your various models to whom you find and thus receive truly pure new models from these people.
Client: – Thank you for your help. See you soon!
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Don’t know very well when, but when Covid-19 leaves us, for good, it will be a party!!!!
Answer to children’s “Why?”
MOTHER: WILL YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM?
SON: I won’t!
MOTHER: You have! I’m in charge!
SON: And why do I have to do what you say?
MOTHER: It is in the Portuguese Civil Code, ARTICLE 128.
(ARTICLE 128 – Duty of obedience)
In everything that is not illegal or immoral, non-emancipated minors must obey their parents or guardian and comply with its precepts.)
Terminator: Dark fate
Linda Hamilton coming back to the Terminator franchise it’s one hell of an awesome reason to watch this last movie about the end of the human era and the beginning of another one in which machines try to rule us…
Ad Arnold Swarzenegger to the bill and it’s over the top… A must watch!
Even though the critics try to tell us otherwise, it’s a movie that brings the right spots from the Terminator franchise. I really, really enjoyed watching it and I recomend it to anyone who likes this saga and sci-fi/adventures movies!