The teacher is always wrong.
When…
He is young, he has no experience.
He’s old, he’s out of date.
He doesn’t have a car, he’s a poor man.
He has a car, he cries with his belly full.
He speaks out loud, spends his time screaming.
He speaks in a normal tone, doesn’t make himself heard.
He doesn’t miss classes, he is a candidate for the cardboard medal.
He needs to be absent, he’s out there doing tourism.
Talk to the other teachers, he’s hammering on the students.
Don’t talk, don’t care.
He gives a lot of material, he has no pity on the students.
He gives little material, he doesn’t prepare the students.
He plays with the gang, he has a craze that is funny.
He doesn’t play with the gang, he’s a pain in the ass.
It draws attention, it’s boring.
It doesn’t attract attention, it doesn’t know how to impose itself.
Take long tests, there’s no time.
Take short tests, take chances from students.
He sends writing a lot, he doesn’t explain.
Explains a lot, the notebook has nothing.
Speak correctly, no one understands him.
It speaks the “language” of the student, it has no vocabulary.
Demands, is rude.
Praise, is soft.
The student fails, he chased him.
The student is approved, he could also.
Life as a teacher is like that, from mistake to mistake, always trying to get it right!
Tag: professor
Temporary forgetfulness …
Temporary oblivion of the French professor Bruno Dubois, from the Institute of Memory and Alzheimer’s Disease (IMMA) in the hospitals La Pitié-Salpêtrière – Paris. He approaches the subject in a very reassuring way:
“If someone is aware of their memory problems, they don’t have Alzheimer’s.”
- I forget the names of families …
- I don’t remember where I put some things …
It often happens in people aged 60 and over who complain that they have no memory.
“Information is always in the brain, it is the” processor “that is missing.”
This is “Anosognosia” or temporary forgetfulness.
Half of people aged 60 and over have some symptoms due to age and not the disease.
The most common cases are:
- forget a person’s name,
- go to a room in the house and not remember why we were going there
- a blank memory for a movie title or actor, actress,
- a waste of time looking for where we left our glasses or keys …
After 60 years, most people have this difficulty, which indicates that it is not a disease, but a characteristic due to the passing of the years.
Many people are concerned about these oversights, hence the importance of the following statement:
“Those who are aware of being forgotten have no serious memory problems.”
“Those who suffer from a memory disorder or Alzheimer’s are not aware of what is going on.”
Professor Bruno Dubois, director of IMMA, reassures most people concerned about his supervision:
“The more we complain about memory loss, the less likely we are to suffer from memory disease.”
- Now, for a small neurological test:
Just use your eyes!
1- Find the C in the table below!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you have already found C,
then find 6 in the table below.
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3- Now find the N in the table below.
Attention, it’s a little more difficult!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
If you pass these three tests without any problems:
- you can cancel your annual visit to the neurologist.
- your brain is in perfect shape!
- you are far from having any relationship with Alzheimer’s disease.
So, share this with more than 60 friends, it can reassure them… 🙂
A very pertinent tale…
Prof. Júlio Machado Vaz is a professor of Psychiatry in Oporto. He knows what he says!
A very pertinent tale, for the present moment!
The Plague was on its way to Baghdad when it met Nasrudin. The latter asked him:
– Where are you going?
The Plague replied:
– Baghdad, kill ten thousand people.
After a while, the Plague met Nasrudin again. Very angry, the mullah said to him:
– You lied to me. You said you would kill ten thousand people and you killed a hundred thousand.
And Plague replied:
– I didn’t lie, I killed ten thousand. The rest were terrified.
Fear is a vibration of less love, just as the shadow is less light. Fear puts us in a vibrational state that makes us very fragile, making us very susceptible to various evils, including diseases.
In this moment of global pandemic, we need to be very aware of the contents with which we feed our minds.
Try to keep yourself in a vibration of optimism, hope, solidarity and faith, feeding your spirit with positive thoughts and messages.
On the other hand, stay away from gossip, from alarmism, from the compulsion to seek a lot of information that only adds fuel to the fire of fear.
The moment asks for silence, asks for introspection. And that is why the moment has never been so favorable for the cure of everything that prevents us from manifesting our true essence: unconditional love “.
Prof. Júlio Machado Vaz
History that touched many …
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The final sentence means:
Do not harm anyone!
Be kind to people because you don’t know their concerns!
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