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2 types of thieves
In life, there are 2 types of thieves;
1st– The common thief: is the one who steals your money, your wallet, your watch, your cell phone, etc.
2nd– The political thief: he is the one who steals your future, your dreams, your knowledge, your salary, your education, your health, your forces, your smile, etc.
The great difference between these two types of thieves, is that the common thief chooses himself to steal others goods, while the political thief is chosen by you, for him to steal you.
The other big difference, not least, is that the common thief is wanted by the police while the political thief is usually protected by the police.
Think before you choose your thief…
The Pope telling an anecdote…
Magnificent!
Maria & Tó – to laugh
In the midst of so many overwhelming news and comments, we have to laugh a little …
Relieve stress …!
Maria and Tó
Maria and Tó were admitted to a psychiatric hospital.
One day, during his usual walk, Tó jumped into the pool and immediately sank.
Maria quickly jumped into the pool and managed to save him.
When the director became aware of Maria’s heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be cured.
He sent for her and communicated to her:
– I have good and bad news to communicate to you: The good news is that we are going to discharge you, as you have demonstrated your rational capacity to overcome a crisis situation, and save the life of a patient. Your act shows that you are recovered!
-The bad news is that Tó, after saving him, hanged himself in the bathroom with the robe belt, we are really sorry, but he is dead!
And Maria replied:
– He didn’t commit suicide, I hung it up to dry!
How many Presidents does a Queen last?
And, it’s still there for the curves …
Mom
How many Presidents does a Queen last?
Children ask questions whose answers, sometimes, are not easy …
… for me, she’s alkaline!
“Life is a play that does not allow rehearsals.
Therefore, sing, chore, dance, laugh and live intensely,
before the curtain closes and the play ends without applause. ”
Charles Chaplin
How to iron clothes with a pot
Learn that, it might work!
RACC
Message from husband:
Honey, I was run over when I was leaving the office. Maria took me to the hospital. I’ve had several analyzes and some X-rays. The head, despite taking a big blow, has no serious injuries. But I have 3 broken ribs, an open fracture in my left leg and most likely my right foot will be amputated.
Woman’s response:
Who is Maria?!
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