Maria & Tó – to laugh

In the midst of so many overwhelming news and comments, we have to laugh a little …

Relieve stress …!

Maria and Tó

Maria and Tó were admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

One day, during his usual walk, Tó jumped into the pool and immediately sank.

Maria quickly jumped into the pool and managed to save him.

When the director became aware of Maria’s heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be cured.

He sent for her and communicated to her: 

– I have good and bad news to communicate to you: The good news is that we are going to discharge you, as you have demonstrated your rational capacity to overcome a crisis situation, and save the life of a patient. Your act shows that you are recovered!

-The bad news is that Tó, after saving him, hanged himself in the bathroom with the robe belt, we are really sorry, but he is dead!

And Maria replied:

– He didn’t commit suicide, I hung it up to dry!

RACC

Message from husband:
Honey, I was run over when I was leaving the office. Maria took me to the hospital. I’ve had several analyzes and some X-rays. The head, despite taking a big blow, has no serious injuries. But I have 3 broken ribs, an open fracture in my left leg and most likely my right foot will be amputated.
Woman’s response:
Who is Maria?!