Are you a doctor?! …

A lady, with her 5-year-old son, is eating at a restaurant.
Suddenly, the child puts a coin in his mouth and chokes.
The mother tries to make him spit the coin by patting him on the back without success.
The boy begins to show signs of suffocation and the mother, desperate,
screams for help.
A man rises from a nearby table, and with startling calm, without saying a word, lowers the kid’s pants, holds his small testicles, tightens, and pulls dow violently.
Automatically, the boy, with irresistible pain, spits out the coin, and the man, as easily as he approached, returnes to his seat without saying a word.
After some time, the lady, already reassured, thanks him for saving her son’s life, and asks:
“Are you a doctor?”
“No, ma’am, I’m a finance officer, and my specialty is: “squeeze tomatoes until you get the last coin”.

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